J know I love you j
j know I love you, dear
j know I love you j
j angels in heaven j
j know I love you j
j down in the valley j
j; Valley so low j
; Hang your head over
J the river of Jordan is deep and wide j
j; Hallelujah 7
j; Milk and honey on the other side j
j; Hallelujah 7
So how long were those potatoes
under the fire, how'd you do that?
J hang down your head, Tom dooley j
j hang down your head and cry j
j hang down your head, Tom dooley j
somebody'll see.
No they won't.
Does marianne kiss as good as I do?
How would I know?
Oh, you. = come on.
You said we were special.
I meant everything.
Barry.
And that is that. = come on.
Come on, it's not made out of stone.
Somebody's there.
We weren't doing anything, we were just messing-
Please stop!
Hi, girl.
Excuse me. Hi, boy.
Hey, you speak english?
How far is it to camp crystal lake?
That far, huh?
Okie dokie. See ya later.
Hey, it's 7:01 on Friday
the 13th of June.
This is big Dave, and it's time
in black cafe in crystal lake.
Hey, ma'am.
- Kojack 82 times. - Hi.
Excuse me. How far is camp crystal lake from here?
J your heart belongs to where you are j
j sail away j
what is it, enis?
About 20 miles?
About that.
Camp blood. They're opening that place again?
Lotsa luck.
Can I get a bus or something?
Not likely.
You goin' out to the crossroads, enis?
What about a lift? That'll be halfway.
No sweat, Trudy.
Okay, kid. Let's move it.
Name's Annie.
All right, Annie. Let's go.
All the girls up there gonna look as good as you?
T dunno.
You're going to camp blood, ain't ya?
God damn it, Ralph. Get outta here.
Go on, get!
Leave people alone!
You'll never come back again.
Oh, shut up, Ralph.
It's got a death curse.
He's a real prophet of doom, ain't he?
Go and climb up, miss.
I tell ya he's causing problems enough
for your boss with all that talk.
God damn nuisance.
He tell you anything?
Who?
Your boss.
Steve Christy.
I'll be cooking for 50 kids and 10 staff.
Campers will mostly be like inner city children.
I mean about what happened.
= no.
Come on, there's something you're not telling me.
Quit. Quit now.
Quit? Why would I wanna quit?
Camp crystal lake is jinxed.
Oh, terrific. Not you, too.
You sound like your crazy friend back there, Ralph.
Well, maybe.
Did Christy tell you about the two kids murdered in '587?
Yeah? Boy drowning in '57?
Buncha fires?
Nobody knows who did any of 'em.
In 1962 they was gonna open up, the water was bad.
Christy will wind up just like his folks; Crazy and broke.
He's been up there a year fixing up that place.
He must've dropped $25,000.
And for what?
Ask anybody.
Quit!
It can't.
Dumb kids. Know-it-alls.
Just like my nieces.
Heads full of rocks.
You're an American original.
I'm an American original.
Dumb kid.
At least I'm not afraid of ghosts.
Take care of yourself, kid!
No sweat.
Thanks a lot for the lift.
- Hey, uh, Marcie. - What?
You really think there'll be other gorgeous women
at camp crystal lake besides yourself?
Is sex all you ever think
about ned, huh, huh? Hey, no, no.
Absolutely not. = ha.
Sometimes I just think about kissing women.
Hey, wanna give me a hand over here?
Sure.
Alice!
So, I wanna get this tree stump up.
Get on this side, you pull on that side
and help on three, okay?
Alice! - Coming.
That's great, that's great.
I'm Steve Christy.
- Jack Bernard. - Hey.
- Marcie. - This is Marcie,
I'm ned rubenstein.
Welcome to camp crystal lake.
- Thank you. - We're, uh, this is Alice.
Hi. Uh, Steve, cabin b's all ready.
Listen, where's bill?
Is he finished cleaning up the boathouse yet?
I don't know, I haven't seen him in the past half hour.
Oh, I want him to start painting right away.
Well, what about Brenda?
You told her to go set up the archery range.
No, no, I rather she paint.
Well, come on, let's go.
I thought we had two weeks.
Uh, come on, I'll show you where you can get changed.
- Okay. - Grab your clothes with yas.
Back here.
Here, let me give you a hand with that.
Thank you.
Yeah, I got it.
Got it?
You draw very well.
Thanks, I wish had more time to do it.
Ow, dummy.
When did you do this?
Last night.
Do I really look like that?
You did last night.
You're very talented.
You're very pretty.
This really isn't your cup of tea, is it?
Any particular reason?
It's just a problem I have.
It's nothing personal.
You wanna leave?
I don't know, I may have to go back to California
to straighten something out.
= come on.
Give me another chance.
Stay a week, help get the place ready.
By Friday, if you're not happy,
I'll put you on the bus myself.
All right, Friday.
I'll give it a week.
Thanks, Alice.
Bill, Steve wants to know if we need more paint.
Paint's all right, think we're gonna
need some more thinner though.
Okay, I'll tell him.
Alice. = yes?
The others show up?
Yeah, everybody except that girl
who's supposed to handle the kitchen, Annie.
Think you're gonna last all summer?
I don't know if I'm gonna last all week.
I'll tell Steve about the thinner.
All right.
Do you want it listed separately?
That's right.
And after lunch, Brenda, I want you to finish
up the archery range, okay?
Now, if Annie gets here, get her started in the kitchen.
- Got it. - Do your best, all right?
I'll be back sometime after lunch.
It's supposed to rain like hell
so get as much done as possible.
I don't wanna get too far behind.
Goodbye.
He neglected to mention that downtown
they call this place camp blood.
Next you're gonna tell us there are poisonous snakes
in the outhouses, and crocodiles.
Nah, the crocodiles are in the cabins.
= ta dal
are you crazy?
Wanna see my trick shot? It's even better.
I don't believe you!
Ya know, you're beautiful when you're angry, sweetheart.
- Yeah? - Yeah.
Did you come out here to help me or to scare me to death?
If you do that again I'm gonna tack
you up on the wall to dry.
Yeah, but I love that sexy talk!
= hi.
I'm going to camp crystal lake.
Guess I always wanted to work with children.
I hate when people call them kids.
It sounds like little goats.
But when you've had a dream as long as I have
you'll do anything.
Hey, wasn't that the road up
for camp crystal lake back there?
Uh, I think we better stop.
Please?
Stop, please.
Please stop!
Ow.
No.
All right, move it! = come on!
- A little to the left! - All right!
A little to the left!
Move it out, move it out!
Okay, a little to the left.
Now, now, a little.
No, no. - Okay, baby,
let's float it out there.
Let's go. - Okay, okay.
Now, if you were a flavor of ice cream
what would it be?
Rocky roll.
Hey!
What's that vitamin c stuff do for you anyway?
Vitamin c's supposed to neutralize
the nitrates or something.
What's the matter? You see something?
No, no, no.
Ned! - Here we go.
Get outta here!
Brenda, I'm getting to you.
Very slowly.
You, you!
Hey, you guys. You ready to go back to work?
Yeah.
Oh, oh.
- Come on, Alice. - Help!
Help!
Something's wrong with ned.
Get a life preserver.
Here.
Help!
Jeez, where is he? Did he swim?
I don't know, he's not here.
He was around right around here somewhere.
Go ahead, dive for him.
There he is. Right there he is.
- Come on, you guys, help me. - Watch his head.
- Here. - Hang on.
Grab, pull it out.
- Okay. - Hurry up.
Move it away.
- Hold him. - Watch his head.
I got him. = here.
Can you give mouth-to-mouth? = yeah.
Pull up his head.
= come on.
- Oh god, is he all right? - Come on, ned.
- Hurry up, hurry up. - Come on, ned.
- Come on. - Oh, ned!
Oh, Jesus!
Sorry!
I'm sorry, all right?
Bill!
Come here, quick!
Hurry!
What is it?
There's a snake over there.
Where?
What do I do?
It might bite.
Haven't you ever been in the woods?
We're not in the woods!
Jesus, bill, what are you doing?
There's a snake in here.
Then why are we in here?
Whoa, feet don't fail me now!
There it is!
I can't sleep with a snake in here.
Nobody told us anything about snakes.
= kill it!
You heard the lady.
I can't get it til it comes out.
Well, call him.
How do you call a shake?
I'll flush it out!
I got it.
- Where? - I got him.
I got him.
Oh god.
Is it dead?
Either that or its got a very short clone.
Oh god.
Well, at least we know what's for dinner.
= oh. - Marcie!
- Gross. - So sick.
God.
I'm making salad, do you want me to go ahead
and make some for everybody?
Oh, that'd be great.
I think we've got some hamburger in there, too.
None for me, thank you.
But there are apples.
Do you know how to make apple pie?
Oh, sure, no sweat.
Whoa, what is going on?
= oh shit.
All right, who are you people?
Camp counselors.
Uh, neddy's just fooling around.
Yeah, right, I'm just fooling around.
Hey, can it, goat cheese.
Steve Christy hire you people?
He pay you for this?
- Yeah. - Hey, nice bike.
Have you been smoking, boy?
Smoking? Don't smoke.
Causes cancer. You know what I mean.
What, did you just get off a space ship or something?
Columbian gold, man. Grass, hash, the weed.
Hey, what's he talking about?
Hey, don't get smart.
Me? I'm as dumb as they come.
Hey, not another word outta you, you understand me?
- Officer. - Sure, officer.
Really, nothing's going on here.
We're just trying to get the place in shape.
In shape for what?
Officer, is there anything we can do to help?
We'd be glad to help out.
Looking for somebody.
Now who's that?
A guy named Ralph. The town crazy.
Well, there's no crazy people around here, right?
I told you to sit on it, Tonto.
Now, I got word that Ralph was peddling out this way
spouting his gospel.
Well, we haven't seen anybody here, officer.
= just us.
Uh, this guy Ralph, is he dangerous?
Every time that loony gets drunk he gets his call in.
I end up spending the morning in court
and he gets a week in jail.
Cycle 2, where are you?
Come in, cycle 2, cycle 2.
This is dorf, I'm out here at camp crystal lake, over.
Pull it back in, dorf.
Chief wants you back in town on the double.
Roger that. 10-4, on my way, out.
Never keep the chief waitin'.
You kids keep your noses clean, you understand?
You'll be hearing from me if you don't.
We ain't gonna stand for no weirdness out here.
I'm a messenger of god.
You're doomed if you stay here.
This place is cursed. Cursed.
It's got a death curse.
- Who are you? - What do you want?
God sent me.
Get outta here, man.
I've got to warn you.
You're doomed if you stay.
Go.
Go!
I think we just met Ralph.
God, what's next?
You're doomed. You're all doomed.
Who likes 'em rare? = Mel
how can you guys eat that stuff?
It looks like dead animals.
Dead animals? That's the old counselors.
You cannibal.
If you would mix all this stuff right
you would get all the protein you need.
Too bad Annie never showed up,
she was supposed to be quite a good cook.
Yeah, well don't expect me
to play chef for you guys.
Uh oh, the squaws are revolting.
- Trouble? - Yeah, bad bulb or no power.
Seems a little gloomy in here.
- Hang on. - Steve taught me how
to use the emergency generator.
The town power lines are supposed to be real lousy.
Don't you love that macho talk?
Emergency generator.
- Like I haven't. - Yeah, let's go.
- Wait for me. - I'll take care of this.
Neddy, can you watch the burners?
Sure.
Burner.
Wanna do this? - Yeah.
You really think he's gonna be bent outta shape?
It don't know.
Hey, this looks almost like the one at
my uncle's cabin in Maine.
Well, here goes.
What an antique.
Okay.
What has gone wrong?
Jdadadada' = no.
Hello?
Can I help you?
Hello?
Come on.
I'm coming, I'm coming.
Woo, wind's come up.
Shifted a good 180 degrees.
Guess I'll have to hold onto you.
What about ned?
T don't love ned.
He keeps acting like such a jerk.
Neddy!
Don't call him.
I thought you wanted to give him one
of your motherly lectures.
Look, neddy's gonna do whatever neddy wants to do, ya know?
Ooh, it's gonna storm.
Can tear down that valley like a son of a gun.
I've been afraid of storms
ever since I was a little kid.
No. Really?
Yeah, I've had this dream about five or six times
where I'm in a thunder storm
and it's raining really hard.
It sounds like pebbles when it hits the ground.
Ti can hear it.
I try to block out the sound with my hands
only it doesn't work,
it just keeps getting louder and louder.
And then the rain turns to blood
and the blood washes away in little rivers.
Then the sound stops.
It's just a dream.
Yeah, I know.
I call it my shower dream.
Hey, hey, this is no dream.
Come on, we're gonna get soaked.
Hey, hey, what are you doing?
Come on.
Jack and Marcie are gonna get drenched.
Not if they're where I think they are.
That's nice. =- mm hmm.
Hey, I know what we can do.
We're going to play monopoly.
I hate monopoly.
Not the way I play it, you don't.
What?
We're going to play strip monopoly.
I'll be the shoe.
You have got to be kidding.
= what about if Steve walks in?
Oh, we'll give him a handicap.
You can keep your boots on.
Everything else goes.
It's easy.
Instead of paying rent, you pay clothes.
Bill can be banker, unless, of course, he's chicken.
Well, heaven help you
if you land on one of my hotels.
Why don't you see if Marcie
left any of that grass?
What happened to my 500s?
They're right there. Where's my shoe?
- And that goes- - I'm not gonna pass go
without a glow.
We already rolled for you. You're going last, okay?
Oh, and community chest cannot give you your clothes back.
Double sixes, I get to roll again.
I think we're being hustled.
I think you're right.
= you are so fine.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, where you going?
Gotta pee.
Hurry back, okay?
It's getting cold in here.
- Save my place for me. - Oh yeah.
Five. One, two...
Baltic Avenue. I'll buy it.
No one ever lands on baltic Avenue.
I think it's a pretty color.
Okay.
= come on.
Ha, eight.
Do, do, do, do, do, do.
Baltic Avenue.
You owe me one boot. - Coming.
= Alice draws first blood.
That's a terrible way to talk about my feet.
Thank you.
Who's next?
You know, I think I'm beginning to like this game.
Just wait until he lands on my old Kentucky home.
More beer? More beer.
Let's see, the railroad.
"40 yards to the outhouse,” by Willy macon.
Come on, kids. You can do better than that.
Jack?
When I looked into that mirror I knew I'd always be ugly.
I said, Lizzie, you'll always be plain.
Hello?
Ned?
Hey, come on, you guys.
Allee allee in free!
My be my imagination.
= hello!
Worse run of bad luck since Richard Nixon.
Well, you can always call it quits if you want to.
Fat chance, you're two steps from pacific Avenue
and skin city. = oh.
- Whoa oh. - Well, what can I say?
It's not much, but I call it home.
- Oh no! - Wait a minute!
- I'll get it, I'll get it. - Get the money down,
get the money, now just hold it.
Oh god!
It's blowing like crazy out there.
Oh, I think I left the windows in my cabin open.
Shoot.
Well, we're going to have to finish
this game some other night.
Just when it was getting interesting.
See you guys in the morning.
- Okay. - See ya.
- Goodnight! - Goodnight!
Look at this mess. = yeah.
Hey, tell me, were you really gonna go ahead with it?
Actually I haven't made up my mind.
Well, then in that case we'll have
to finish the game another night.
Oh yeah?
J please don't let the heart j
j; Belong to anyone j = Steve.
Is there anything else you want?
No, no, no thanks, Sandy, I'm fine.
You can't go back out there in that rain.
Do you wanna get drowned?
I've got to.
I've got six new counselors up at camp.
They are babes in the woods in every sense of the word.
Well, they'll be okay if they don't
have to come out in the rain.
Well, what do I owe ya?
Just a night on the town, Steve.
Come on now, Sandy, you know what I mean.
That's okay.
Two and a quarter, and that's it.
J through the night with you j
thank you.
J and you're the one who's got to love enough j
Here's you're change, Steve.
No, you keep it, Sandy.
Thank you. = sure.
- Drive careful. - It will.
Goodnight.
- Hi! - Hil
- Steve. - I thought that thing
would go through anything.
Not dragging a trailer.
Can you give me a lift?
= yeah. = I'll have one of
my counselors bring me back in the morning.
Why not?
Help me!
Hello?
Hello!
Over here.
Please, somebody help me!
Hello?
Come quickly!
Please, somebody help!
Where are you?
Hello?
All right!
Come on out, it's not funny anymore!
Not funny at all.
= hi.
Generator's okay.
I thought I heard a scream.
I don't know how you can hear anything through that wind.
It sounded like Brenda.
It better take a look.
Yeah, and somebody turned on the lights
at the archery range.
What?
I can't see anything.
They're off now.
I'm gonna check it out.
Bill? Can I come?
Come on then.
Brenda!
Where is she?
She must be with Jack and Marcie.
- Now listen. - Yeah?
Come here.
What is going on?
Come on!
Jack!
- Jack! - Jack, come to the door!
Where are they?
It don't know.
Come on, come on.
Brenda?
Marcie?
- Jack? - Jack?
Neddy?
Bill, I think we should call someone.
If this is a joke I'm gonna bring them.
I'm serious.
I really think we should call someone.
Cellar's locked.
Where's the key?
It don't know.
Wait a minute.
Watch out.
Careful.
Let me get the light.
What's wrong?
It's dead. Try the payphone.
Do you have a dime or a quarter?
No, check the desk.
Hello?
This damn thing's dead too.
What's the matter with it?
It's wet.
Ti don't know.
Why don't we just hike outta here? Just get out right now?
Look, it's 10 miles to the nearest crossroads.
Steve will be back soon.
We can use his Jeep if we need to get help.
Don't worry, there's probably some stupid explanation
for all this. - Like what?
We'll be laughing about this tomorrow, I promise.
Let's get outta this rain.
It's not bad enough to have Friday the 13th,
we gotta have a full moon, too.
I keep statistics.
We have more accidents, more rapes, more robberies,
more homicides, more of everything when there's a full moon.
It upsets people, makes them nuts.
Ah, could make a science outta coincidence.
Dear old Ralph was out your way today.
His wife was a nervous wreck til we got him home.
Oh boy, that's all I need.
Crazy Ralph running around.
Well, the rain's stopping.
It was a pisser while it lasted.
Sergeant Tierney, come in.
Sergeant Tierney, car niner.
This is Tierney.
Rescue squad with jaws of life
near mile marker 17, possible fatals.
Three, maybe more, trapped. Head on.
Roger, acknowledge receipt.
Estimated arrival 15 minutes.
I'll have to let you out here, Steve.
Sure.
Thanks.
Good luck.
Hello?
Who is that?
Oh, hi.
What are you doing out in this mess?
What do you think happened?
I don't know.
Generator's probably out of gas.
I'm going to check it.
Do you want me to come with you?
Why don't you stay here and try and get some sleep?
I'll be right back.
Not gas.
Bill?
Generator.
Bill!
Bill?
Bill!
No, bill!
No, no!
Oh my god.
Oh god.
What am I gonna do?
Steve.
Steve, oh, Steve!
Who are you?
Oh, thank you, I'm so glad-
- oh, no, no, no, no.
Dear, dear, now look, I can't help you
if you don't calm down.
She's dead and he's dead and oh my god, poor bill, oh god.
All right, all right, all right.
Come on, dear, then show me.
No, no.
No, but it's all right.
I'll take care of you, I used to work for the christys.
Oh god, what's going on here?
Please help me get out of here.
It's just this place and the storm,
that's why you're upset. No, no, no,
they're all dead.
They're all dead.
All right, all right, I'll go look.
No, no, please don't leave me.
They'll kill you, too.
I'm not afraid.
Oh my lord.
So young, so pretty.
Oh, what monster could have done this?
Bill's out there.
Oh, god, this place.
Steve should never have opened this place again,
there's been too much trouble here.
Did you know that a young boy drowned?
The year before those two others were killed.
The counselors weren't paying any attention,
they were making love while that young boy drowned.
His name was Jason.
I was working the day that it happened,
preparing meals here.
Ti was the cook.
Jason should've been watched every minute!
He was...
He wasn't a very good swimmer.
We can go now, dear.
I think we should wait for Mr. Christy.
That's not necessary.
It don't understand.
Help me!
Help! Help, mommy!
Mommy, help! - I am, Jason.
Tam.
- Help, help me! - Oh god.
You see? Jason as my son and today is his birthday.
Where's Mr. Christy?
Oh, I couldn't let them open this place again.
Could I?
Not after what happened.
Oh, my sweet innocent Jason.
My only child.
Jason.
You let him drown, you never paid any attention!
Look what you did to him.
Look what you did to him! No, no.
Kill her, mommy. Kill her.
Don't let her get away, mommy. Don't let her live.
I won't, Jason. I won't.
God damn bullets.
Oh.
Come, dear.
It'll be easier for you than it was for Jason.
Kill her, mommy. Kill her.
Kill her.
Right now. = no!
Kill her, mommy. Kill her.
She can't hide.
No place to hide.
Get her, mommy. Get her.
Kill her, kill her, kill her,
kill her, kill her, kill her.
Help.
= get off me!
No, no!
- 10 milligrams valium. - It's okay, it's okay.
It's all right now, Alice.
It's all over. Everything's over.
Roll over, roll over.
Dr. villas, wanted in surgery.
- Okay. - Okay.
Your folks are on the way up.
Is anyone else alive?
Are they all dead?
Yes, ma'am.
Two of my men pulled you out of the lake.
We thought you were dead, too.
Do you remember very much?
The boy, is he dead too?
Who?
The boy. Jason.
= Jason?
= in the lake.
The one who attacked me,
the one who pulled me underneath the water.
Ma'am, we didn't find any boy.
But...
Then he's still there.